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December 15, 2009
Alot of people would go as far as to say that they hate TV-shop, I kind of have mixed feelings for it. On one hand you have the obnoxiously annoying 40year old fratboy with a six pack and a smile that would make you question weither the jokers smile is actually the freakiest one out there even though it is fucking FICTION, this hunkalicious douchebag is telling you that you can get his six pack by a few simple steps.
1. Call and buy his merchandise
2. Use it, preferably on your couch while watching TV because we all know that’s how lazy you are.
3. Store it in a completely random and small place just because it is foldable enough to fit in there.
My favorite piece of work-out junk is the abtronic, you’ve undoubtedly seen this on TV, you simply slap it on your tummie turn the switch on to your preferable
settings and let it put currents of electricity through your abs to stimulate them and that right there is your workout.
Then after showing how this thing works the camera will zoom out and you will see this incredibly annoyingly happy looking douche with a toned body telling you
that you can look just like him if you buy this. Now on the other hand, you can flip this entire scenario around and turn it into something less obnoxiously obnoxious and more obnoxiously funny. The thing they are trying to sell you is so fucking ludicrous, I mean just the fact that they are trying to sell this is hilarious and then add to that the fact that they actually sell it! HAH
I specially love it when they are telling fat people that “look even this toned out piece of hunk can’t do 500 situps but YOU with THIS shit right HERE you can easily do that amount of reps in less than 15min AND on your fucking COUCH!”.
And let’s not forget that hadn’t it been for TV shop we wouldn’t have had the fortune of seeing this clip wich is fucking balls off the wall! LOOK AT THAT HORSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
So the other day I made a list of my favorite songs from the past year, but in the end I wasn’t really satisfied with what I had simply because spotify didn’t have all the stuff I wanted. So I’m going to try and make another one here instead.
I’m just gonna list 50ish songs and in no special order.
Cise Star – Wolve with flowers
Raekwon feat Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, GZA and Method Man – House of Flying Daggers
Frightened Rabbit – Swim until you can’t see land
Lake – Don’t give up (To be honest I’d rather have had their song Sing 99 90, but I only found a crappy live version of it so this was the second best from their album)
White Rabbits – Percussion gun
Snob Scrilla – Heartbreak Scorsese
The rest I won’t link since you can find them on my spotify list. But here is the list with 16 of the bottom songs removed.
Bat for lashes – Glass
Beak> – I know
Bon Iver – Blood Bank
Cinnamon Chasers – Luv Deluxe
Dan Deacon – Paddling Ghost
Dananananakroyd – Black Wax
Death Cab for Cutie – Little Bribes
Delorean – Deli
Dinosaur Jr. – Over it
Dirty Projectors – No Intention
Eels – That look you give that guy
Fanfarlo – Ghosts
Giana Factory – Bloody game
Iz ,Diz – Mouth (Brad Peep’s remix for friends)
Metric – Sick muse
Mew – Introducing palace players
Monogrenade – Ce Soir
O+S – Haunts
Of Montreal – First time high
Old Canes – Trust
Passion Pit – Moth’s Wing
Phoenix – 1901
Ramona Falls – I say fever
Röyksopp – This must be it
Sin Fang Bous – Clangour and flutes
The Antlers – Bear
The Dead Weather – Treat me like your mother
The Dodos – Troll Nacht
The Flaming Lips – The sparrow looks up at the machine
The Swell Season – High horses
The xx – Crystalised
Themselves – Roman is as Roman does
Volcano Choir – Island, Is
Why? – Berkeley by hearseback
