Cold, wet and slippery.
November 2, 2009
Don’t let your imagination get carried away you sick sons o’ bitches, I’m talking about the weather! Hoo I just cracked this weeks first joke. Yeah so the weather is shit like and I had to walk over a meadow covered in snow this morning to get to work, well I shouldn’t say that I had to walk over the meadow just to get to work but rather to get to work on schedule.
Getting your feet soaking wet is not the best way to start your week, I’d say it’s one of the worse ways to start, worse would be if I got wet undies, having my balls dry and warm is priority number one. Things didn’t exactly go along smoother as the day progressed, we had a shortage of people at work so I had to move around and work on different parts of the line today. One of them being the part of the line were they CARVE out the nerve along the spine of the pigs and then CARVE out the poor ass fucking excuse for a brain that they have, no bigger than a walnut, I shit you not. But yeah that was probably the grossest thing I’ve ever done, I mean can you guys even begin to imagine the feeling of carving out an animals brain?
The more I work there the more I begin to feel like the animals that we are dealing with are just packages of meat and that’s it, but at the same time it does strike you every now and then that it wasn’t always just meat, it is what once used to be a living, breathing, eating, shitting, fucking, walking animal.
The dude working next to me while I was on the pig-line was a 6 foot tall piece of douche, the guy is polish (I think) and didn’t exactly have what you would call an extensive vocabulary, apparently at some point I moved slightly too close to this man, now I’m not sure if this guy might have some intimacy issues, maybe he is struggling with his sexuality, I might’ve smelled like dogcrap but then again the whole fucking place smells like a pigsty so I’m pretty sure dogcrap would just smell like fucking roses in comparison. Anyway, the guy felt that I was just too close and fucking yells MOVE! and it wasn’t like he had to say it out loud because I wouldn’t hear otherwise, he fucking got in my face and almost spat it out, like what the fuck? I didn’t want any trouble so I moved, then the fucker tells me I’m doing the carving all wrong and takes the knife out of my fucking hand and “shows” me how I’m supposed to do it, but he doesn’t do it in a nice “ow let me show you”-kind of way but more in a “BOOYAH! in yo’ face ma’fucker, that’s how we gets shit done ya heear!”-way and slaps the knife back in my hand and goes on to brush the chip of his shoulder.
4 more days and I’m done did with butchering, 4 more days…
Ow right, another thing. I posted a link to this days post on facebook but it’s the last time I’ll do that. For one reason, I fucking hate it when people post links to their blogs more than once or twice on facebook, which makes me a bit of a contradictory sack of potato, but this is the last time. So if you like reading my blog just add it as a bookmark. I get the feeling that most of you who read my blog already have anyway. Whenever I see someone linking their blog on facebook that I’ve already seen linked a couple of times I can’t help but to think that if people really are interested in your blog they will put it as a bookmark and look it up every now and then so stop fucking linking it.
Now to music, I think I mentioned them on facebook the other day, not sure but you should definetely check out the new album from The Swell Season, Strict Joy.
After having seen the movie Once I’ve tried to listen to more or less anything that Glen Hansard has made or helped make, because he is that fucking good. His voice is just fucking beast and he makes great music, weither it be with his band The Frames or when he is making music with his bird Markéta Irglóva who also starred in the critically acclaimed movie Once. What is really cool about the movie once is that it is written and directed by The Frames former bassist John Carney.
Here is a taste of the album for those of you who don’t have the spottznit
If you like the sound of this I strongly recommend you to check out The Frames aswell.
This next band is a copenhagen based band consisting of 3 girls, I stumbled upon this band yesterday and found them on spotify. They are really good and definetely worth a listen, so check them out!
This weekend we had a little halloween party at a friends house and I finally after weeks and weeks of not touching my camera got the chance to take some shots, not a whole lot of them came out great because I was drunk most of the time but I did manage to get a shot that I really liked.

If you are interested in checking out some of my other photos visit me at Flickr.