FLAT-out TIREd

See what I did there in the title? I did a play on words. Which is just about as funny as getting a flat tire right before the fucking uphill to work, that is not funny at all in anyway whatsoever. Not only are mondays a pain in the ass because, well they’re mondays, they are the first shitty day and a constant reminder that you have another 4 shitty days until you can enjoy a weekends rest. Mondays are like waking up only to realize that the only pair of socks you have are wet and cold, they are like getting up early in the morning just so that you can have a nice warm shower before work and then run out of hot water. They are like having sex with a prostitute. then getting caught by the cops and thrown into jail til someone bails you out only to get raped in the bum by a big fuck named Bobby-Billy-Bob, THEN finding out that the prostitute was a man and HIV prostitute and just when you think you have hit rock bottom your wife finds out and divorces your sorry ass and leaves you with nothing but a fucking headache and your van to sleep in.

But atleast I got some time to ponder upon life and it’s many wonders, for instance hiphop. I listen to a new album today with the alternative hiphop group Themselves who recently released a track with Why? that is fucking great, actually starting to think that it might be my favorite track of the year. But anyway, as I was listening to Crownsdown which is the name of their album I started thinking about all the times I’ve heard someone say “I hate hiphop, it’s shit, all they do is call eachother nigger and talk about their bitches and hoes” and I got a bit frustrated, I mean hiphop has always had alternatives that don’t mention the word nigger, hoe, bitch or were they talk about their rims or whatnot every other word. Hiphop that just doesn’t make your ears bleed. I mean most of these people who say that they “hate” hiphop (hate is by the way a really fucking strong word to use when you are talking about a genre of music) have heard what is aired on the radio or what is seen on the tv. But there is fucking millions of different genres within hiphop, you have your G-funk, jazz fusion, gangster rap, political rap, alternative rap, instrumental hiphop you have your lyrical rappers, your smooth rappers, your toasters you have rappers from the bay, east, south and west, if you mix this around you get a fucking fruitsallad of hiphop and there is no way in hell that you can “hate” all of it. Hiphop may not be your favorite genre or what you prefer to listen to the most or not even often but you can’t dismiss all hiphop, it’ll be your loss.

With that being said, here is The Last Emperor with an awesome song.