Men with little purple helmets

They weren’t really purple though they were blue, sounds funnier saying they had purple helmets though, you know so there is no confusion about what I mean when I say helmet (the tip of a mans penis). Although what I really mean is that there were men with blue helmets, the kind that you wear on your head that is. Enough helmets, what I was trying to get at was that at work today we had a bunch of tardos from the office who came in to examine the sheep. Long story short it ended up in me having to go way back into the storage room where they keep all the sheep/cows/pigs “hanging”. It was fucking freezing in there and I didn’t have anything on me except for a thin-ass shirt, fucking thing couldn’t keep me warm for shit. Swear my nipples were so hard I could fucking  carve out another giant-ass sphinx out of a fucking mountain with them. My balls got so cold that any chance of me getting children probably diminshed by 90 somewhat percent and even if I somehow manage to get children they will probably end up with 12 toes, a tail and cheekbones the size of baseballs, eskimoes I think you call them…
To top the fucking day off when I get back to my own station where I cut and carve there’s a fucken viatnamese standing there with blood and gore all over him, running around like a headless chicken with one leg shorter than the other so it can only run in circles. The vent in which I through away all the crap that we don’t save was filled to the top somehow and there were pieces of “delish” all over the damn floor. My knives were all messed up and blunt and the guy fucking comes up to me and says “here I helped you out while you were gone, it’s all you now” patted me on the back and gave me a nod before he left.
The place looks like a tornado vomited on it and I’m standing there with 2 knives that would do more damage if I sold them and got a pair of tweezers for the money and started plucking peoples eyebrows or something.

But it wasn’t all bad I have to admit, the first hour of the day I did get a chance to listen to Flight of The Conchords new album which is fucking hilarious, if you’ve seen the second season of the show it will be a helluva lot more funny to listen to. So watch the second season, ti’s for your own good yes. It’s educational aswell, I mean just look at this.

Here they are teaching us how to spread the dicks on the dancefloor and also how to properly wear those “discoballs” on your pants.

In this clip they teach us that even rappers are human beings with feelings and that they to can get hurt. Also it teaches us that groups of young black people always roll with 1 or 2 white dudes for protection against the “5-0″.